Skeletons Are Real And They Stole My Wife

by Clappy Goodsongs

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Brian Johnston This EP only has three short songs, but it says so much. There's not a bad track to be found, and they're all full of singalong fun. Favorite track: 666 (That's My Area Code).

mattygherring real punk music Favorite track: Skeleton Utility Vehicle (Haunted SUV).

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1.	666 (That's My Area Code) 00:57	lyrics	buy track
I grew up in a spooky town Its name is Hell and it's underground There's ghouls and goblins all around It's a really really spooky town! My next door neighbor is Frankenstein He's married to the Bride of Frankenstein They have a dog and his name is Frankendog We have a scary library and a haunted mall and if you wanna give me a call 666, that is my area code! I'm friends with Satan, he lives right down the road! 666, that is my area code! Call me up on my haunted cellular phone! 'cause I got something to say!
2.	Haunted Martian Roller Coaster 01:05	lyrics	buy track
Baby My little darling She is an alien and she loves to ride! Baby Let's take your spaceship And go to Six Flags Over Mars! We'll be there during Fright Fest, ride high speed death machines! We may be out in space but everyone can hear you scream! On a Haunted Roller Coaster! Martian Roller Coaster! Haunted Martian Roller Coaster Ride!
3.	Skeleton Utility Vehicle (Haunted SUV) 00:40	lyrics	buy track
I don't like the gaze of the man behind the wheel if he's got a license, then it's one to kill! Got the pedal to the metal and he's swerving in the lanes He may be made of bones, but he doesn't have a brain! Whoa! Haunted SUV! Whoa! Don't run over me! That's why they call it a skeleton key! Haunted SUV! And also Frankenstein and Dracula were in the backseat!

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released October 23, 2021

Lyrics to "Skeleton Utility Vehicle" by Gavin 'Da Ska Man' 490freak

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